Some wonderful signs in English seen around the world where something vital has been lost in translation …
Norway cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
Rome doctor’s surgery: Specialist in women and other diseases.
Bangkok dry cleaners: Drop your trousers here for the best results.
Nairobi restaurant: Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager.
Nairobi – Mombasa main road: Take notice – when this sign is under water, this road is impassable.
A city restaurant: Open seven days a week and weekends.
In a cemetery: Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves.
Tokyo hotel rules and regulations: Guests are requested not to smoke or do other disgusting behaviours in bed.
Swiss restaurant menu: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
Japan hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
Moscow hotel lobby opposite a Russian orthodox monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and soviet composers, artists and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
Germany Black Forest: It is strictly forbidden on our camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for this purpose.
Zurich hotel: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
Thailand donkey ride promotion: Would you like to ride on your own ass?
Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions.
Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.