Another way of looking at the United Kingdom mess that is Brexit …
In the Beginning was The Referendum
And then came the Assumptions
And the Assumptions were without form
And the Plan was completely without substance
And the darkness was upon the face of the Voters
And the Voters spoke amongst themselves, some saying ‘It is a crock of shit, and it stinketh.’
And others saying ‘Brexit means Brexit’.
And the people of Wales and Cornwall said ‘We have voted to leave the EU but we want to keep getting the money the EU sends us.’
And the Voters went unto their Councillors and some said
‘It is a pail of dung and none may abide the odor thereof.’
And others said ‘Brexit means Brexit’
And the Councillors went unto their Mayors and some said unto them
‘It is a container of excrement and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it.’
And others said to them ‘Brexit means Brexit’.
And the Mayors went unto their MPs and sayeth
‘It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength.’
And the MPs spoke among themselves, some saying to one another
‘If we do not agree to this Plan, we may lose our seats and expense accounts.’
And others saying to one another ‘Brexit means Brexit’.
‘We shall say that it will stop immigration and promote World Trade and will have no downside to it.’
And the MPs went unto the Brexit team and sayeth unto them
‘This Plan will stop immigration and payments to the EU and so will be a very powerful stimulus to the economy.’
And the Brexit Team, already believing their own lies, said to one another
‘Brexit means Brexit’.
The Brexit Team went unto the Prime Minister and sayeth unto her
‘This new Plan will stop immigration, stop payments to the EU and actively promote the growth and prosperity of this Country, allowing us to give an extra £350 million a week to the NHS.’
And the Prime Minister looked upon The Plan, and, being totally blinded by personal power, saw that it was good. And the Prime Minister, having little vocabulary, said ‘Brexit means Brexit.’
And the Plan was challenged in the Courts.
And there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth and chants of ‘Brexit means Brexit’ by those gathered who did not wish the flaws of the plan to be exposed.
And the Judges retired to consider if the Plan was legal
Although there really was no plan because none knew what Brexit was.
And through all this, shit continued to happen.
And the response of the Government to this shit was to say ‘Brexit means Brexit’.